I fully believe that if God didn’t want us to pick our noses, then the...– The Frisky
I’m pretty sure I just walked in out on three cats gang raping another cat. I told them to quit their shit, or else. >:|
The Frenemy.: City Love →
thefrenemy: When you move to a city, you become meaner. Do not make eye contact with anybody in the subway. Read the book you’re kind of halfway through, listen to the terrible music you hope you’re not playing loud enough to hear. Pretend you’re the kind of person whose feet doesn’t move when the… I love love love love love Austin. Because as much as people might say it’s...
Recommend me some nice big places in west...
zonerd: I just want to kiss boys
tumblr is for lulz: How to write good. →
chelletor: -asthenia: bleep-bloop: Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.) Employ the vernacular. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are…