“It’s nice to know you think of me when you have sex.” - Gabby LOL
So my iPod autocorrects nigger to niggardly.
athousandpainlessways: Nice. Why are you typing nigger in your ipod?
finegroundmulch: ++ If you’re in a large group that’s singing, and you know the tune of the song but not the words, you can just mouth “Watermelon” over and over. No one watching will be able to tell, except the deaf. wow http://members.optusnet.com.au/argyle85/social.html I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.
WHAT THE FU-: argument between elyana and i →
Me well i mean whenever i texted you you guys weren’t doing anything 12:23Elyana i was at my house eating with my family 12:23Me yeah thats what i mean 12:23Elyana when you text me yeah and i dont have a car i couldnt go get you lol 12:23Me i knowwww… Yup, this is how we have arguments. All chill and shit. It’s pretty sweet and almost always ends in Gaga quotes. :P
An Update On Ridiculous Things I Want
I wrote this list in April so I guess I’ll update with how far I’ve gotten in achieving these things. 1. A C or better in my math class so as to not get kicked out of UT. Update: I got a C and I’m not getting kicked out. 2. To stay in Austin over the summer. Update: It’s happening. 3. Continuous supply of alcoholic beverages, especially FourLoko Watermelon flavour and...
Killing Zoe Resevoir Dogs Boondock Saints Mysterious Skin Go Factory Girl Sin City
tumblr is for lulz: Universal Truths →
… heyoitsniki: … I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. Still true though.
Embrace the Journey. Cool.
How long is this going to last?
athousandpainlessways: jetstreams: marthamouse: (via sicklikesidandnancy, lepeintre)