I fucking hate it when...
You fucks change your Tumblr name and I have no idea who is posting what. It really makes things difficult when I’m trying to delete you.
Professors Who Dilly Dally With Grade Posting
nobodylikesyou: I will cut a bitch. Go away (right after you tell me what I got on my test), nobody likes you.
Any more closing techniques?
boyslife: Ok personal fave, if a girl smokes, take the cigarette out of her hand or mouth and throw it away and kiss her with a lot of PASSION! This works with other stuff like books, or anything they have in their hands but smokes is kinda the best… Ask me anything
Ambivalence: What if I died :| →
gabbygto: I would have spent the last two years in a place I don’t like, forcing myself to be happy, battling denial. I want to be where I’m happy. It’s not fair that as men get older they just look so much more handsome…but past a girls twenties it’s all down hill. I’m spending all my pretty years in…
finegroundmulch: Dude your dick is TOTALLY too good for her man here unzip that shit and let me spit on it yeah bro see your dick is totally sweet see it pulse in my hand look bro go find another girl to deep dick because your dick is fucken SWEET MAN Um did I miss something?
I get that you were trying to help a friend — I get that. But you need to realize Tyler is a grown ass man and if he can’t get himself home even if he’s with two other grown ass men, that is not my problem. Hell, that’s not even your problem. If you’re so fucking concerned about the well being of your friends, you should be here with them, not touring the country on some...
“If the drugs weren’t here right now, would I still want to be in this room?” The second you find yourself answering no, get the fuck out.
"dude what's wrong with our freezer? it's really...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, YOU FUCK.
Amount of fucks I give about ACL
WHAT THE FUCK
textsfromlastnight: (210): I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it’s guna be an awkward breakfast.
In The Dreams Of Every Man...: Gonna lose... →
preludetoasilence: So, I’ve noticed, there seems to be a cult of anons around tumblr really and it’s rather annoying. The whole acting like a swarm of flies to the stink of shit is kind of ridiculous, but really at the same time there’s some stuff I see that I really am not surprised to see the questions asked about… *slaps* You idiot. TUMBLR IS FOR LULZ.